Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
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PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.
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Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-)
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Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..
dost: SociaL Work?
,
,
,
Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha
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Man: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hai?
Pathan (bohat sochny k bad): Daikh mera bhai, baat hai samjhny wali, ab radio me Aap rotiyan tou nai la skty na.;-)
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Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab.
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2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?
Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
Bola GUN kal dikha jana
Hum ko zuban ka etbar hy.
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Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid khty hain.
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Ek Pathan Mobile Franchise Mein Job Interview K Liay Gaya
.
First Question K Answer Pe He Usko Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Quiz: Which Is The Most Popular Network?
Pathan: Al-Qaeda
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Pathan ka shair;-
Na Botal main, Na jar main.
Na hotel main na bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main.
.
.
jo mza ha “NISWAR”mein
na Ishq mein na pyar mein.
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TALIBAN ki drindagi ka 1 or jeta jagta sabot
MINGORA SWAT me JAHAN ZEB COLLEGE k samne
5 Masom Students se gun point pay
“NaswaR”
Cheen li…!
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1 pathan ki maut Bijli girne se hui
Par uski lash muskuraty hui mili
Farishte ne pocha aisa kyun?
Pathan bola:
hum ko laga koi photo khench raha hai.
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Pathan ko uska sussar jootay maar raha tha,
AADMI: Q maar rahe ho?
Susar: Is ki B.V ne hospital se SMS kia
“Tum Bap ban gay ho”
is ne sare dosto ko fwrd kardia
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Teacher : who is the father of ibn-e-sena ?
After thinking
Pathan student replied : JOHN SENA.
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Pathan K abu mar gaay ..
Dost:
Abu Kaisy marey ??
Pathan:
Helicopter K pilot they ..
Sardi lagi to pankha band kar diya …
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Ek Pathan Wakeel ban Gya.
Mujrim
Pathan se: Koshish Krna Umar qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho,
Pathan Wakeel:- Fikr Na Karo...
After Court,
Mujrim:- Kia bana mare case ka
PATHAN:- Buht Mushkil Se Umar qaid krwai haY Warna Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi thi.
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