BIJLI JOKES

Breaking News:

Wazarat e bijli ne Load Shedding Khatam karne

ka Elaan


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Sorry,


Abi itna hi suna tha,

K Light chali gai hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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‘Aao baten karen.


Light chali gae hai

Light agaye hai

Light jane vali hai

Light ane vali hai

Light nahi aye

Light nahi gaye

Light ja bhe sakti hai

Light aa bhe sakti hai

Light dim hai

Light tez hai

Light aa kiun nahi rahe?

Light jaa kiun nahi rahe.


Okay bye,

aap se baten kar k bohat maza aya.


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Amazing Truth

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Agar Aap Ko Kisi K Bhi

Lagatar Msgs Aa Rahe Hyn

Tou Samajh Le’n K

Us Ki Light Gayi Hui Hy …


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‘Raat Aksar Hum Sey Yeh Sawaal Karti Hay..


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Kon Hay Teray DIL Mein Jo Tujhay Sonay Naheen Deta..

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Aur Hamaarey Dil sey Aawaaz Aati hay

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“Load Shedding”‘


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‘Meri subha ko nikhaar do


Meri sham ko sanwaar do


Meri raat ko qaraar do


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Mujhy U.P.S udhaar do……

Mujhy U.P.S udhaar do…..


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Mere pyaray watan k

(,”)/ pyaray pyaray

(! ! Pakistanio !.!!..*(*

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\(‘.’)/

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/, apne apne bister bahir gali me laga lo,,,

(‘.’)

_/? ?\_

[]“””/”/”””[]

bohat pyari hawa chal rahi hai


From Wapda……………………………?


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Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??


Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se


Teacher: Wo kaisy?


Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, “Saalon ne phir bijli band


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Jin:

Bottle se azad hne k bad:

Kya hukm h mere aqa?


Admi

pakistan ki Bjli hmesha k lye

bahal kr do…


Jin:

Bottle me Wapis jate hun

Lala Takna zara tait bnd kren


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Indian girl:

Main to us se shaadi karungi jo muje khush

rekhe or boht pyar kare

Or tum?

Pakistani girl:

Main to us se shadi karungi jis k ghar

UPS laga ho





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Pakistanio!

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HahahahahahahahHahahahahahahHahahahahahahHa

hahahahahahHahahahahahahHahahah

Or sunaao

Zinda ho Ya nai

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From: WAAPDA.


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‘Subah se le kr SH@@M tk…


SH@@M se le kr R@@T tk…


R@@T se le kr SUB@H tk…


SUB@H se Phir SH@@M tk…


SH@@M se le kr phir SUB@H tk…..


Bus G!

Ki dasiye?!


Light e nai Hondi Yar……..!’


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Duniya ka sub se romantic mulk kon sa hay ?

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PAKISTAN


Kion ?


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Kion k yahan har ghar main roz candle light dinner

hota hy


Thank U WAPDA..!!


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Mere sapno ki rani kab aayi gi tu…?


Aai rut mastani kab aaye gi tu…?


Beeti jaye zindagani kab aaye gi tu…?


Chali aa tu chali aa


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Bijli hoon main bijli hoon


Wapda ki main titli hoon


Adha ghanta aati hoon


2,2 ghante jaati hoon


Oper pankha rukta hay


Neeche munna rota hay


Munne ki ammi kare haaey


Bijli usko tarpaaey


Munne ki ammi kaali


Bijli aankhon waali


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Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?

Nurse: NO


Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…

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PAKISTAN wich aagia..


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Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhun To


Bikher Jao Ge,


Tumhara Naam Dil Rakhun To

Toot Jao Ge,


Lo Tumhara Naam,


LIGHT Rakh Dete Hain


Jab Chhor K Jao Ge

1 Ghantay Baad Aajaoge.’


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Agar koi apko dopeher 12 bajay kahay

“GUD NIGHT”


Ya shaam ko kahay

“GUD MORNING”


Ya raat ko 3 bajay kahay

“HAPY BIRTHDAY”


to samajh len k wo WAPDA ky sitam ka shikar hai

Garmi ne us ki matt mar di hai


Aese logon k liye dua karen k

“ALLAH unhay sabr de

AAMEEN


Meri taraf se apko bohat bohat


EID

MUBARAK


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Koyee umid bar nahi ati,


Hakumat Kahan hy,


Nazar nahi ati,


Chup reh kr b dekh lia hum ne


Sharam unko mgr nahi ati,


Pehle hoti thi load shedding


1 ghanta


Ab sara din light ghar nahi ati,


Cheeni thi 20 Rs. kilo jo kabhi,


Ab to 20 ki Pao b nahi ati,


A jata hai Bilawal her roz Pakistan,


Aur Bakhtawar Eid pr b nahi ati,


Bibi ko marey hoey to guzar gye 4 saal,


Mgr zardari ko mout q nhi ati..


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PAKiSTAN ka Qomi Phal..

“SABR KA PHAL”


Qomi libas,

“KALA COAT”


Qomi Khel,

“MUZAKRAAT”


Qomi Fashion,

“Kudh-Kush Hamla”


Qomi Dua,

“YA ALLAH LIGHT AA JAE”
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Nahi Iqbal Ne Itna Jagaya Qaom Ko Har Giz

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Rakha Hy WAPDA Ne Jis Qadar Baidar.


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…….Load Shedding-I……

Ours

is a sad life,

lonely:

dislocated.


The sun brings

smile

but load shedding is

sadder.


In the cold

of an unfriendly night

I go for a tiny walk

and on the way back

to my room,

th “Chowkidar”

lights the corridor


for me.






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Khuda Kare Her Din ApKi Khushian


Petrol K Rates Ki Tarha Barhti Rahein


Aur Ghamon Ki Supply Bijli Ki Tarha Bund Rahe


Aameen
HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING


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