KISS SMS

Never Kiss a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never Kiss a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

But always Kiss a lady teacher,
Because she will say, repeat it 5 time

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A kiss is something
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you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

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In a cricket match..
There was a girl.. She painted pakistani flag on her face..
A boy kissed on her face and said…
Mera mithaaa PAKISTAN.

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Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

Girl: What? acha
or agar 6 aya to?

Boy:Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya. 6 aya to dubara Meri bari..

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Boy 2 girl.
Darling Ajj tum nay kiss krtay howay munn(mouth) main jo babalgum deya buhot maza aya.
Girl.
Jan wo babalgum nahe BALGHAM tha….

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EK cLerk ofFiCe mE Apni Partner K saAth KisSing kR Raha thA. . .!!

AchanaK Bos§ kAmrAy mE Enter hUa,
Or Clerk kO Is haAL Me dEkh kR KAhA,
Kya tUmhain iSs kaAM Ki tAnkhwA Di jAti hAi?

CLerK:Nahi sIr…!
Ye kaAM To Main fReE Me kArta hoOn.

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Lady: doctr mere lips pe infection ho gya hai,

doctr: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Lady: saal me 1bar!

Doctr: infection nhi
“zang”
lag gya hai..)

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Love is blind
Be very kind
When I KISS u
plz don”t mind!

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A Sweet Story

Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why?

Boy Thought For A While, Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!

Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh Na Khao:-D

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Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips

wet
soft
flexible
and
reddish pink

so always keep kissing

to

sweet childrens only plzzzzz…

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jin k honton pe mere choomnay k nishaan abhi baaqi hain

aaj un ko mere milnay se haya aati hai…

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HAPPY kissing DAY
Aj kising Dy hai,

Jo b is tim ap k 7 betha hua hy uski zor ki kis lo

ap p kiss karna LAZIM h.
USKI KHATIR jse ap bht pyar krte ho.
EnjoY

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Did You Know That !!

- A Passionate Kiss Uses Up 6.4 Calories Per Minute

- During A Kiss, As Many As 278 Colonies Of Bacteria Are Exchanged…

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“Mohabat Main Sab Maslon Ka Hal French Kiss Hai
Jo Larki French Kiss Na Kre Wo Bewafa Hai
French Kiss Boyfrnd Ka Haq Hai”
.
“Profesor Imran Hashmi…!”

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LoVe iZ hEaT

wHiCh iZ vErY sWeEt

LoVe iZ iNcOmPlEtE

tIlL 2 lIpS mEeT.

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Excellent Saying :

” The Best Things In Life

Can Never Be Kept,

They Must Be Given Away.

A Smile , A Kiss , & Love  “

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” Why do we close our eyes when we dream, imagine, or kiss?
Because the best things in life are unseen.”

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 Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
 what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND= i adore u,
what kisses mean! KISS ON HAND= i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS= i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
 Kissing you baby is my dream
Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
 A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

 Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga 
 If luvin' was aginst the law,
If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.
 Whats kissing 
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I've been thinking about u and me
I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
 The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
 What is Kiss
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

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Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

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There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful
than our two lips meeting in the dark!

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A KISS …

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …

That’s Basic Spelling That Every Woman Ought To Know… =P ;->

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Any Man Who Can Drive Safely . . . .

While KISSING a GIRL ?

Is Simply?

NOT Giving The KiSS ?

The ATTENTION It DESERVES. . . . |?,|

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Q: What is a kiss?
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A: Very simple,
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its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

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?Five Benifits of Kissing?
1.Change taste.
2.Burn Calaries.
3.Lips never go dry.
4.Relieve stress.
5.Make face muscles strong.
So keep Kissing?.

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Thora sa apna moo mobile ki screen kay samnay karo

Thoora sa or

Thoora left say or.

Bus bus thaek hai

!Ammmmuahhhhhh!
Lv u

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I?ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I?ll give u two kisses to dream. I?ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me

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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?

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Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let?s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.?

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A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.

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A Kiss is a :

Noun:It is common & proper.

Pronoun:?She? stands for it.

Verb:It is active & passive:

Adverb:Makes an explanation.

Conjunction:It brings together & connects.

Interjetion:It shows a sudden strong feeling.

Preposition:It has an object.

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Eik Zarori Itala

Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai

Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss

SAMJHE..

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Do u know what is the meaning of Kiss?

K: keep
I: It
S: Simple
S: Stupid

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I"ve been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!