sardar jokes

Sardar ko DRIP lagi thi: Jab DRIP end honey lagi to uss ne apney bhai se kaha: K jao SISTER ko bula k laao,

Woh 3 din k baad punjab se apni BEHEN ko ly aaya.


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Sardar:

Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya


Pathan:

jhot bolti hy,

1500 tha.

Hum ne khud gina tha.


Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,

Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-'

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“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”


Son asked:


‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?


Sardar:

‘Puttar likh de;

“Very Long”;-).

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3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?

Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.

Chota SARDAR:

Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.

Dono nay kaha k theek.

1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.

Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:

“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”


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Sardar di kuri:

abbu kal na apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghatt jayega.

aglay din wo larki bhaag gayi

Sardar:

kamm te kuri ne changa nai kita par hai o NAJOMI…!

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Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia

to

wo Khushi se chillaya;

Ballay Ballay..

Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya..

Nurse chillai;

Kanjra Kuri hoi a.

“Meri Ungal chad.” pogo :P :P :P


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Sardarni:

Sardar ji, Tusi ik hath naal gaddi chala laynde O?

Sardar shokha ho k:

Haan ji chala laynda wan.

Sardarni:

Te fyr duujay hath nal nakk saaf kr lo.

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Pagal khanay ka In-Charge to sardar:

Aap theek hain is liye apko release kia ja raha ha..magr afsos k kal jis pagal ko ap ne Swimming-Pool mai dobney se bachaya tha..aaj us ne phanda dal kar khud’kushi karli.

Pagal sardar:

Us ne khud’kushi nahi ki ha..wo to mane usay sookhne k liye taang dia ta


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Sardar ne chohty Qad ki Larki se shadi ki

Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kyon kia?

Srdar bola mery Waalid ne kaha tha k’

Museebt jitni chhoti ho utni achi.

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Sardar meine apni biwi ko matric krwaya inter krwaya b.com kerwaya phir mba karwaya ab nokri dilwai ab kiya krun?

Pathan: ab ek aacha sa larka dekh ke uski shadi kerwadey ;)


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Sardar on phone: Maa, khush khabri hai.

Maa: Bol beta. Sardar: Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.

Maa: Mubarak ho, beta hua ya beti?

Sardar: Meri biwi ne doosri shadi karli.


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Sardar G English k paper mein Fail ho gaye due 2 following Translations:

1. Mein aam aadmi nahi hoon

I m not a mango man

2. Sarda or Garma fruits hain

Colda & Hotta r fruits

3. Mujhe b English aati hai

English comes 2 me also

5.Mera taluk Hari pur Hazara se hai

I belong to Green pur Thousanda

6.Sarak pe golian chal rahi thi.

Tablets are walking on the road.

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Cäll Girl :

” Sex karo

Gey ? ”

Sardar :

Meri Wife Jaisa karwao gi kya?

Call Girl :

Tumhari Wife kaisay karwati

Hai ?

Sardar :

” MuFt Mein “

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